Life and pondering the merits of a NO REFUND CULTURE
Grumped: Restaurants with filthy loos (Browns, Islington)
Dec 22nd
(SEE UPDATE FROM 28 DECEMBER BELOW) On Sunday night we meet up with friends on Upper Street in Islington. We hadn’t booked a restaurant and as we drove across town (running half an hour late) we decided to go to Browns Restaurant (everyone knew where it was).
Had a fun time catching up in the pleasant surroundings that is a Browns restaurant (dark wood, cream walls, potted palms, waiting staff in crisp white shirts and ties, decent food and wine – the standard Browns experience). There was however a problem. Here is the email that I sent yesterday morning to Browns Restaurant via there customer feedback form on their website…
Last night I went for a meal with friends in your Islington restaurant. The food and service was great but there is a massive problem. The toilets are disgusting. They were filthy dirty – urine all over the floor and I have NEVER been in a loo that smelt so bad. I had a headache from the smell. This is the worst toilet that I have ever been in. Unbelievable even for a public loo or a grungy pub but this is meant to be part of a restaurant (and from a brand that I really like). What is going on? Apparently the ladies loos were nearly as bad. This has really put me off your brand. It you will let that pass then I have dire concerns about what is going on back stage [in the kitchen]. Please let me know your thoughts on this. I will be writing about this on my blog and would be interested to include your response.”
I got a auto response email that said that I would get a response in a maximum of seven days. Not good enough for me so I called their head office (they are part of a bigger group). I spoke to a nice lady on the switchboard who passed on my message to the right department. I then spoke to and got an email from Margaret…
Dear Mr Crump Thank you for taking the time to write. Please accept my sincere apologies for the disappointing visit you had at our Browns in Islington. I have forwarded your complaint on to the General Manager who will investigate your complaint and contact you direct. Kind regards.
- Filthy toilets in a restaurant are totally unacceptable
- The loo in Browns Restaurant in Islington wasn’t simply a case of it wasn’t cleaned or checked on that day – the loo was so stinky that this wasn’t a “the cleaner was off today” situation this was total neglect and in my view shows that they don’t care about their customers
- When I mentioned the state of the loos to the waitress you could tell by the look in her eye that I wasn’t the first person to complain (plus the poor staff probably had to use them as well so they know how bad they are)
Modern living: Give me a wave
Dec 20th
Omniumgatherum: December and all things Christmas
Dec 19th
As I hit ‘publish’ on my last post I realised that this it was my first of December – poor form Mr Crump. The reason for this being that this month has been ridiculously busy both at work and at play. I have literally not had an time to tap away on a keyboard the way I enjoy doing.
So as I find myself with a spare moment to ponder the highlights of December I shall get tapping…
Make mine a pine: ‘Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, how lovely are your branches’. I really am someone who loves Christmas and for me the highlight is the Christmas tree. If I have bumped into you over the last few weeks I will have shown you this video of our tree a twinkling on my iPhone:
I just love the whole thing of dragging the tree into the house, getting out the decorations (plus buying new ones every year) and the whole process of lights, plugs, tree stand. It takes hours and I enjoy every minute. We couldn’t find the Christmas CDs so Chad selected Holst’s ‘The Planets’ (if you don’t know it think Star Wars orchestral score and you aren’t far off) for us to listen to as we debated whether various styles of baubles were equally spaced out. Fun I hear you ask? Oh yes I retort.
Food, food and more food. I’ve eaten out so many times this month (nearly every day and sometimes twice in a day) that I think I might pop. Highlights of my gastro-odyssey have all been courtesy of Mr Gordon Ramsey. He knows how to put together a restaurant. I went to The York and Albany a few times this month and had my first visit, last night, to Maze Grill which was fantastic. We ate at the chef’s table – known as the Butcher’s Block – which meant we had a full view of the kitchen, the chefs came and explained the food to us and two of the team even went into the kitchen to flame some amazing cuts of beef. If you are a veggie then close your ears… I’ve never eaten such good (and so many different types of steak). It was totally yummy and the doggy bag (catty bag) that I brought back for Sophie went down a treat.
I really do love a Christmas carol. We have our annual friend’s gathering to sing festive songs later on today. We all stand around a piano and sing along having consumed lots of bubbles and mulled wine. We even have homemade song books courtesy of Rhian – she is a miracle worker that girl. Chad and I also going to the Royal Albert Hall on Monday night to hear the King’s College Choir ‘do Christmas’. How marvellous.
Snow panic: We had at least one whole centimetre of snow fall in London this week and you would have thought (from the media’s reaction) that the world was coming to an end. Guess what? It didn’t and us plucky Londoners managed to carry on regardless!
Rest, what rest? I have been working like a demon this month (which is brilliant) although I do look rubbish (dark circles under my eyes – which are easily concealed :+), as well as chubbier than I’d like as a result of restaurant fare). I literally cannot wait for the days between Christmas and New Year when I am planning to do NOTHING. (Un)fortunately from now until December 27, while work is nearly over I have a marathon of partying to do – it’s a tough job but someone has to do it.
Well there is my Christmas omnigatherum – it is a wonderful time of year – lots of reasons to be cheerful.
Merry Christmas one and all.
N x
Sensible(ish) post: The media’s appetite for the masses
Dec 19th
My most recent company (Aurora) blog post muses the challenge of getting the mass media to report about health issues that affect the minority. The post is Oliver Twist themed: Please sir, I want some more…
Modern living: That dreaded festive question …
Nov 29th
Yes folks – it is that time of year when I get asked the question: ‘what do you want for Christmas?’
I hate that question because the trouble is that I never know what I want (I basically don’t need anything).
Anyhow over the weekend my brother wanged on about a website called Firebox and so I have set up a ‘wishlist’ of fun junk that it would be nice to have – please view here :+)
Loved stuff: Su-Bo is just amazing
Nov 27th
I have downloaded Susan Boyle’s new album. It is stunning. I am getting Streisand-like goose bumps just listening to it. Wild Horses, her first single, makes me well up with tears every time I hear it. Her voice is absolutely beautiful: totally, overwhelmingly stunning. I know I am gushing but it is fabulous.
Apparently the album is breaking records left, right and centre in terms of number of downloads, blah,blah,blah. I am not surprised and wholeheartedly encourage you to get yourself a copy (or at least get one for your Mum for Christmas but load it up on your iTunes first). ;+)
Never has the saying about a book, its cover and judgement been so apt. The stylists have really gone to town on her mind and she is looking much groomed. I hope she stays her quirky slightly dishevelled self (great to see her with neat eyebrows though).
I want Mr Cowell to set up a Leona and Susan duet on the night of the X Factor final.
Actually do you know what, on second thoughts this might be unwise, I might end up hospitalised with emotional exhaustion!
Modern living: iPhone therefore iBore
Nov 21st
My business partner (Claire) has a problem. She is sandwiched between two brand new iPhone lovers (me at work and her partner at home) and she is not enjoying the experience. Her partner’s iPhone joy was in fact my tipping point moment when I decided that I wanted one.
The other night while at dinner with some friends she outed me as an ’iBore’, she wants it in the dictionary, she thinks it borders on being a destructive addiction.
This pronouncement occurred as I attempted to show my friend some photos of another friend’s newborn baby – it was totally innocent – there was no attempt at app talk or anything (honest!). As the iBore situation was acknowledged all three chaps at the table produced their iPhones and we got into a big discussion about the power usage of our black shiny boxes and strategies to keep it charged… oh lordy… what bores!
I am making a commitment to conceal my addiction at work (or at least in front of Claire) ;+)
No refund culture: Glass half full with a dash of Felicia
Nov 20th
This week I had some really great service…
On Wednesday I had to catch a train with some of the team to go off to a client meeting. I had booked my tickets on thetrainline.com in order to get a discount (up to 43 percent folks – so worth doing). At most stations there are booths for pre-paid ticket collection. I couldn’t find them at London Bridge so I wandered off to see if I could find a member of staff to get help. The chap I found was amazing – he walked me 20 metres to the correct booth and helped me make the selections on the touch screen. This guy loved his job – what a star (should have got his name).
At my favourite Camden coffee shop (EAT) gorgeous Felicia continues to be my ray of sunshine. She is a lovely lady with a booming voice, a big smile and always a kind word to say. My skinny latte and Felicia every morning sets me up for the day. Everyone needs a dash of Felicia with their coffee.
Where have you had brilliant service recently? Name and glorify please…
Modern living: Times they are achangin’
Nov 18th
I had a discussion today with about 10 other healthcare communications folk. I asked them about their social media use – pretty much all of them had a:
- LinkedIn profile and some were actively engaging in group discussion
- Facebook profile (no one admitted to playing one of those annoying farming games!)
- Twitter account and were actively tweeting and retweeting
- Google reader and actively followed blogs
Nearly all of them had an element of social media strategy in their communication programmes. Most had an avatar and a couple had a personal blog.
The interesting thing is that if I had asked this question two or more years ago virtually none of the above would be the case. The popularity of social media and therefore its influence is growing massively. Check out this amazing video from Socialnomics - have your sound on for a bit of uplifting Fatboy Slim…
Crazy stats or what!
So a quick question for you to answer by leaving a comment…
How many hours so you think that you spend engaging in social media in a typical week?
No refund culture: Clothes shopping heaven, clothes shopping hell
Nov 15th
Yesterday as the rain and wind lashed London Chad and I decided to go hit Westfield – the latest (and pretty much only) mega mall in our fair capital. We got to avoid the foul weather (which by the way continues today) and I was on a mission to revamp my wardrobe (too many things with holes in them is my excuse). It really struck me how different the retail experience can be going from shop to shop.
The way a shop looks, the way clothes are presented, your experience of the fitting rooms and the interaction with the staff make such a big difference to what you buy…
The way the shop looks, or to use the correct term (according to Chad who works in fashion), the shop fit, does make a massive difference to how long you want to hang out in a shop. Now Westfield is a very smart mall and as a result the shops housed in this retail mecca are, I am guessing, the retailers ‘ideal’ shop fit. Other than the retailers flagship store (that may or may not be in London) they are really setting out to sell the brand to its full potential.
So my shop fit observations from yesterday are…
Ted Baker– a cool shop, really quirky little collections of objects (such as old fashioned prize cups and glass jars) that make you want to hunt out gems from the clothing racks. I did really try to find something to buy in there – I really wanted to but couldn’t find anything I liked. But the way the shop looked created a real desire to want to. BOUGHT NOTHING BUT WANTED TO :+(
Pull and Bear – maybe I am just getting too old but it was far too dark in the shop for me. After five minutes of searching (longer than I would normally give it but Chad loves their stuff) I sacked it off as I was getting eye strain from trying to work out the colours. BOUGHT NOTHING AND WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE SHOP :+)
The way the clothes are displayed and the fitting room also make a massive difference…
Esprit – the men’s floor is nice and open with enough space so that you can stand back and see everything easily. One particular section had checked flannel-look shirts in great colours (plum, grey and olive green). Now this is a look that I have never considered for myself before (I am all about the stripe). I took it all in, said to Chad: ‘I really like this but I think I’m too old for it’, walked away and then as we walked out of the store and did a U-turn. I went back to the display, picked two shirts, tried them on in the decent sized fitting room and loved them both. BOUGHT TWO SHIRTS WHICH CAUGHT MY EYE BECAUSE OF THE DISPLAY :+)
Gap – not sure why they ended up with such a small shop (not usual for them) but they have crammed the clothes in to the rafters – the men’s section is rubbish at Westfield. I went in to get some t-shirts to go under my new checked shirts (that’s the look you know – which the display and Chad had taught me!). Gap actually had three perfect coloured t-shirts – but I had to fight to find them (tucked away on silly little shelves). BOUGHT THREE T-SHIRTS BUT GOT HOT UNDER THE COLLAR DOING SO :+(
Zara – well the menswear section looked like a bleeding jumble sale – just piles and piles of messy clothes. The big problem here is that nearly half of the clothes are folded in piles on high shelves above the hanging rails. So to see what the item is you have to take it off the shelf, unravel it – take a look and then you plonk it back disappointed on the shelf. I probably unwrapped about thirty items in my hunt (multiply this up with other ‘hunters’ and you get the aforementioned jumble sale). This is a really annoying way to display clothes – you get so frustrated.
The reason that I went in Zara was that when I was in Hong Kong last week I managed to get to some shops before the flight home. The Zara store in HK was huge – really nicely displayed, all in clear sections, one of which screamed ‘Neil’ and hey presto I bought quite a few things. The Westfield Zara is a total disaster. Again, like Gap the menswear section is too small to have everything in it – plus the fitting rooms are totally rubbish. The cubicle it totally inadequate: too small, it only has two or three rubbish hooks and no chair or even a ledge to put your own clothes on (so you have to dump your own clothing on the floor!). This leads me to…
How a shop assistant can make a BIG difference (for good or bad!)…
Zara (continued) – there were LOADS of staff in Zara, and most of them seemed more interested in chatting to each other than (a) tidying up the mass of clothes flung all over the place, (b) helping customers. I asked the girl on the fitting room if they had any more colours of the cotton cardigan I was wearing (purchased in HK). She just huffed at me and told me: ‘to look on the shop floor for it – everything we have is out there’. Great, thanks love, nice work, what an ambassador for your employer. This made me REALLY cross and I wanted to exit the shop immediately but I had a really nice t-shirt in my hand that I wanted and Chad had already selected a chunky Nordic looking (ugly – but apparently this is a good look) jumper. So we go in the queue of four people and waited ages to be served, the reason being that the chaps on the till where more interested in talking to each other (actually about shop stuff) but it meant they just ignored the customer – poor form. BOUGHT A T-SHIRT (AND THE UGLY JUMPER FOR CHAD) BUT LEFT THE SHOP FEELING REALLY ANGRY AND BADLY TREATED :+((
Interestingly Chad kept seeing ‘ugly’ jumpers in all the other shops and we kept on trying to decide whether the ones we were seeing were better than the Zara one. In the end the decision was that the Zara jumper won (and hence wasn’t returned) – but the experience that we had in Zara almost made us want to replace it.
Now you might be asking: did anyone (other than Esprit) actually get it right on this shopping trip or is this just a rant Mr Crump? Well I am pleased to say a big bouncy yes. A new brand that I have never heard of called…
COS – this is a new find for me and I am SO happy about it. I loved nearly every piece of clothing in there. I will be going back lots – I even signed-up to their mailing list so that they can keep in contact – I want to know more about them. Why? Well as I said I really liked the clothes which is clearly the number one factor but the whole experience was a total pleasure. Nearly all (I think it might have been all) the clothes are on hangers which meant you could just flick through them really easily – they are all kept in size order going from small to extra large – excellent. The fitting room had plenty of room. The shop assistants were really helpful and the stunning lady on the till was a breath of fresh air and chatted to me about the brand (they are Swedish [turns out they are owned by H&M], they have other stores on Regents Street etc) – she promptly me to sign up for the mailing list. It was a brilliant clothes shopping experience. BOUGHT A PAIR OF TROUSERS, A CARDIGAN, A T-SHIRT, TWO SHIRTS AND SKIPPED OUT OF THE SHOP WITH A HUGE SMILE ON MY FACE :+)) :+))
So there you go folks. Sometimes you buy things in shops because you have to – the item wins out, but with my no refund culture hat on:
- New brands can excite you – tell you what they are about and make you just want to hang out with them. I am really interested to find out what the e-communications experience with Cos is going to be like (I really want them to be great)
- Established brands that disappoint might get a sale but you aren’t going to run back to engage with them – the Gap experience was not good. I know that they do ‘battery’ clothing but this store is nothing like the normal ones – too small, too crammed and reminds you that the item that you just bought is also being worn by about a million other people around the world
- Poor customer service has the power to elicit powerful emotions. One rotten apple (or a whole bowl of them as in one of the examples above) makes a massive difference.
Interestingly Mary Portas (known as Mary Queen of Shops here in the UK) did the PR launch of Westfield with her agency Yellow Door (not sure if they still look after them). She is a retail strategy guru who has had TV shows looking at the topics I have mentioned in this post.
She also did a great programme looking at charity retailing – attempting to lift the charity shop from dusty to lusty. As a result of this show I actually pop into my local charity shop now to try and look for gems (although my Oxfam in Camden looks good it has rubbish stock). This was actually the main thrust of her mission: better stock equals more customer pull equals more sales at a higher price which means, abracadabra, more money for the charity. Well I have been through my wardrobe (adding in my new culls) and undertaken a big purge. So my cast-offs (that included three Hugo Boss shirts that I have never worn) are destined for Oxfam on Camden High Street tomorrow – someone might like them.
Anyway I’m off to find out more about COS on the interweb… woo hoo.
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