Archive for November, 2009

Modern living: That dreaded festive question …

Yes folks – it is that time of year when I get asked the question: ‘what do you want for Christmas?’

I hate that question because the trouble is that I never know what I want (I basically don’t need anything).

Anyhow over the weekend my brother wanged on about a website called Firebox and so I have set up a ‘wishlist’ of fun junk that it would be nice to have – please view here :+)

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Loved stuff: Su-Bo is just amazing

I have downloaded Susan Boyle’s new album.  It is stunning.  I am getting Streisand-like goose bumps just listening to it.  Wild Horses, her first single, makes me well up with tears every time I hear it.  Her voice is absolutely beautiful: totally, overwhelmingly stunning.  I know I am gushing but it is fabulous. 

Apparently the album is breaking records left, right and centre in terms of number of downloads, blah,blah,blah.  I am not surprised and wholeheartedly encourage you to get yourself a copy (or at least get one for your Mum for Christmas but load it up on your iTunes first). ;+)

Never has the saying about a book, its cover and judgement been so apt.  The stylists have really gone to town on her mind and she is looking much groomed.  I hope she stays her quirky slightly dishevelled self (great to see her with neat eyebrows though). 

I want Mr Cowell to set up a Leona and Susan duet on the night of the X Factor final. 

Actually do you know what, on second thoughts this might be unwise, I might end up hospitalised with emotional exhaustion!

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Modern living: iPhone therefore iBore

My business partner (Claire) has a problem.  She is sandwiched between two brand new iPhone lovers (me at work and her partner at home) and she is not enjoying the experience.  Her partner’s iPhone joy was in fact my tipping point moment when I decided that I wanted one.

The other night while at dinner with some friends she outed me as an ’iBore’, she wants it in the dictionary, she thinks it borders on being a destructive addiction.

This pronouncement occurred as I attempted to show my friend some photos of another friend’s newborn baby – it was totally innocent – there was no attempt at app talk or anything (honest!).  As the iBore situation was acknowledged all three chaps at the table produced their iPhones and we got into a big discussion about the power usage of our black shiny boxes and strategies to keep it charged…  oh lordy… what bores!

I am making a commitment to conceal my addiction at work (or at least in front of Claire) ;+)

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No refund culture: Glass half full with a dash of Felicia

This week I had some really great service…

On Wednesday I had to catch a train with some of the team to go off to a client meeting. I had booked my tickets on thetrainline.com in order to get a discount (up to 43 percent folks – so worth doing).  At most stations there are booths for pre-paid ticket collection.  I couldn’t find them at London Bridge so I wandered off to see if I could find a member of staff to get help.  The chap I found was amazing – he walked me 20 metres to the correct booth and helped me make the selections on the touch screen.  This guy loved his job – what a star (should have got his name).

At my favourite Camden coffee shop (EAT) gorgeous Felicia continues to be my ray of sunshine.  She is a lovely lady with a booming voice, a big smile and always a kind word to say.  My skinny latte and Felicia every morning sets me up for the day.  Everyone needs a dash of Felicia with their coffee.

Where have you had brilliant service recently?  Name and glorify please…

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Modern living: Times they are achangin’

I had a discussion today with about 10 other healthcare communications folk.  I asked them about their social media use – pretty much all of them had a:

  • LinkedIn profile and some were actively engaging in group discussion
  • Facebook profile (no one admitted to playing one of those annoying farming games!)
  • Twitter account and were actively tweeting and retweeting
  • Google reader and actively followed blogs

Nearly all of them had an element of social media strategy in their communication programmes.  Most had an avatar and a couple had a personal blog.

The interesting thing is that if I had asked this question two or more years ago virtually none of the above would be the case.  The popularity of social media and therefore its influence is growing massively.  Check out this amazing video from Socialnomics - have your sound on for a bit of uplifting Fatboy Slim…

Crazy stats or what!

So a quick question for you to answer by leaving a comment…

How many hours so you think that you spend engaging in social media in a typical week?

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No refund culture: Clothes shopping heaven, clothes shopping hell

Yesterday as the rain and wind lashed London Chad and I decided to go hit Westfield – the latest (and pretty much only) mega mall in our fair capital.  We got to avoid the foul weather (which by the way continues today) and I was on a mission to revamp my wardrobe (too many things with holes in them is my excuse).  It really struck me how different the retail experience can be going from shop to shop.

The way a shop looks, the way clothes are presented, your experience of the fitting rooms and the interaction with the staff make such a big difference to what you buy…

The way the shop looks, or to use the correct term (according to Chad who works in fashion), the shop fit, does make a massive difference to how long you want to hang out in a shop. Now Westfield is a very smart mall and as a result the shops housed in this retail mecca are, I am guessing, the retailers ‘ideal’ shop fit.  Other than the retailers flagship store (that may or may not be in London) they are really setting out to sell the brand to its full potential.

So my shop fit observations from yesterday are…

Ted Baker– a cool shop, really quirky little collections of objects (such as old fashioned prize cups and glass jars) that make you want to hunt out gems from the clothing racks.  I did really try to find something to buy in there – I really wanted to but couldn’t find anything I liked.  But the way the shop looked created a real desire to want to.  BOUGHT NOTHING BUT WANTED TO :+(

Pull and Bear – maybe I am just getting too old but it was far too dark in the shop for me.  After five minutes of searching (longer than I would normally give it but Chad loves their stuff) I sacked it off as I was getting eye strain from trying to work out the colours. BOUGHT NOTHING AND WANTED TO GET OUT OF THE SHOP :+)

The way the clothes are displayed and the fitting room also make a massive difference…

Esprit – the men’s floor is nice and open with enough space so that you can stand back and see everything easily.  One particular section had checked flannel-look shirts in great colours (plum, grey and olive green).  Now this is a look that I have never considered for myself before (I am all about the stripe).  I took it all in, said to Chad: ‘I really like this but I think I’m too old for it’, walked away and then as we walked out of the store and did a U-turn.  I went back to the display, picked two shirts, tried them on in the decent sized fitting room and loved them both.  BOUGHT TWO SHIRTS WHICH CAUGHT MY EYE BECAUSE OF THE DISPLAY :+)

Gap – not sure why they ended up with such a small shop (not usual for them) but they have crammed the clothes in to the rafters – the men’s section is rubbish at Westfield.  I went in to get some t-shirts to go under my new checked shirts (that’s the look you know – which the display and Chad had taught me!).  Gap actually had three perfect coloured t-shirts – but I had to fight to find them (tucked away on silly little shelves).  BOUGHT THREE T-SHIRTS BUT GOT HOT UNDER THE COLLAR DOING SO :+(

Zara – well the menswear section looked like a bleeding jumble sale – just piles and piles of messy clothes.  The big problem here is that nearly half of the clothes are folded in piles on high shelves above the hanging rails.  So to see what the item is you have to take it off the shelf, unravel it – take a look and then you plonk it back disappointed on the shelf.  I probably unwrapped about thirty items in my hunt (multiply this up with other ‘hunters’ and you get the aforementioned jumble sale).  This is a really annoying way to display clothes – you get so frustrated.

The reason that I went in Zara was that when I was in Hong Kong last week I managed to get to some shops before the flight home.  The Zara store in HK was huge – really nicely displayed, all in clear sections, one of which screamed ‘Neil’ and hey presto I bought quite a few things.  The Westfield Zara is a total disaster.  Again, like Gap the menswear section is too small to have everything in it – plus the fitting rooms are totally rubbish.  The cubicle it totally inadequate: too small, it only has two or three rubbish hooks and no chair or even a ledge to put your own clothes on (so you have to dump your own clothing on the floor!).  This leads me to…

How a shop assistant can make a BIG difference (for good or bad!)…

Zara (continued) – there were LOADS of staff in Zara, and most of them seemed more interested in chatting to each other than (a) tidying up the mass of clothes flung all over the place, (b) helping customers.  I asked the girl on the fitting room if they had any more colours of the cotton cardigan I was wearing (purchased in HK).  She just huffed at me and told me: ‘to look on the shop floor for it – everything we have is out there’.  Great, thanks love, nice work, what an ambassador for your employer.  This made me REALLY cross and I wanted to exit the shop immediately but I had a really nice t-shirt in my hand that I wanted and Chad had already selected a chunky Nordic looking (ugly – but apparently this is a good look) jumper.  So we go in the queue of four people and waited ages to be served, the reason being that the chaps on the till where more interested in talking to each other (actually about shop stuff) but it meant they just ignored the customer – poor form.  BOUGHT A T-SHIRT (AND THE UGLY JUMPER FOR CHAD) BUT LEFT THE SHOP FEELING REALLY ANGRY AND BADLY TREATED :+((

Interestingly Chad kept seeing ‘ugly’ jumpers in all the other shops and we kept on trying to decide whether the ones we were seeing were better than the Zara one.  In the end the decision was that the Zara jumper won (and hence wasn’t returned) – but the experience that we had in Zara almost made us want to replace it.

Now you might be asking: did anyone (other than Esprit) actually get it right on this shopping trip or is this just a rant Mr Crump?  Well I am pleased to say a big bouncy yes.  A new brand that I have never heard of called…

COS – this is a new find for me and I am SO happy about it. I loved nearly every piece of clothing in there.  I will be going back lots – I even signed-up to their mailing list so that they can keep in contact – I want to know more about them.  Why? Well as I said I really liked the clothes which is clearly the number one factor but the whole experience was a total pleasure. Nearly all (I think it might have been all) the clothes are on hangers which meant you could just flick through them really easily – they are all kept in size order going from small to extra large – excellent.  The fitting room had plenty of room.  The shop assistants were really helpful and the stunning lady on the till was a breath of fresh air and chatted to me about the brand (they are Swedish [turns out they are owned by H&M], they have other stores on Regents Street etc) – she promptly me to sign up for the mailing list.  It was a brilliant clothes shopping experience.  BOUGHT A PAIR OF TROUSERS, A CARDIGAN, A T-SHIRT, TWO SHIRTS AND SKIPPED OUT OF THE SHOP WITH A HUGE SMILE ON MY FACE :+)) :+))

So there you go folks.  Sometimes you buy things in shops because you have to – the item wins out, but with my no refund culture hat on:

  • New brands can excite you – tell you what they are about and make you just want to hang out with them.  I am really interested to find out what the e-communications experience with Cos is going to be like (I really want them to be great)
  • Established brands that disappoint might get a sale but you aren’t going to run back to engage with them – the Gap experience was not good.  I know that they do ‘battery’ clothing but this store is nothing like the normal ones – too small, too crammed and reminds you that the item that you just bought is also being worn by about a million other people around the world
  • Poor customer service has the power to elicit powerful emotions.  One rotten apple (or a whole bowl of them as in one of the examples above) makes a massive difference.

Interestingly Mary Portas (known as Mary Queen of Shops here in the UK) did the PR launch of Westfield with her agency Yellow Door (not sure if they still look after them).  She is a retail strategy guru who has had TV shows looking at the topics I have mentioned in this post.

She also did a great programme looking at charity retailing – attempting to lift the charity shop from dusty to lusty.  As a result of this show I actually pop into my local charity shop now to try and look for gems (although my Oxfam in Camden looks good it has rubbish stock).  This was actually the main thrust of her mission:  better stock equals more customer pull equals more sales at a higher price which means, abracadabra, more money for the charity.  Well I have been through my wardrobe (adding in my new culls) and undertaken a big purge.  So my cast-offs (that included three Hugo Boss shirts that I have never worn) are destined for Oxfam on Camden High Street tomorrow – someone might like them.

Anyway I’m off to find out more about COS on the interweb… woo hoo.

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Modern living: From non-believer to apostle – the iPhone journey

A month or so ago I was having a great Sunday lunch at the home of my business partner (Claire) and her partner (Richard) produced his shiny new iPhone and started to rave about it.  So I had a proper play and suddenly pronounced: ‘I want one’…

A few of my friends have had an iPhones for ages (Ed and Jon were early adopters – Jon is an original Apple disciple) and I didn’t get what all the fuss was about:

  • Yes the turning screen thing was interesting
  • Yes the Zippo app was fun (if you were at a concert)
  • Yes the flicking through photos was cool

But my BlackBerry Curve took photos, had a browser, could locate me on a map, let me read my emails and, oh yes, I could even make and receive telephone calls.  So I pottered along in blissful ignorance and even engaged in some low energy debates with some friends on the topic which went along the lines of…

  • iPhone advocate friend: ‘But the iPhone does X’
  • Me: ‘My BlackBerry does X as well’
  • Friend: But the iPhone does Y’
  • …you get the picture

As a result I got increasingly sceptical about the iPhone and more entrenched in my belief that these poor iPeople had been brainwashed by powerful and subliminal Apple marketing.

So on the Monday after my pronouncement of ‘I want one’ I ordered an iPhone3GS.  It arrived (in stunning packaging) a few days later and within a week I was up and running on it – I had a few problems with the SIM card and set up (02 inaccurate customer service advice to blame – although lady on call number three knew her stuff and got me all sorted).

It has been a life changer and I cannot believe that I resisted the shift from BlackBerry for so long.

Now I appreciate that stating that a gadget has ‘changed my life’ might seen a little over the top.  I acknowledge that by nature I am prone to being 100 percent for or against something (I like to think that I am a Ying ‘n Yanger – balance gets in there somehow!) but this beautifully designed bit of black plastic is genuinely amazing.  Why?

  • I have all my music on my phone (which has meant that I have listened to tracks I haven’t heard in ages which is ace)
  • I get to listen to my favourite BBC radio 4 showsas podcasts (this was the bit that I missed the most about dropping my car journey to work)
  • I now have a really easy to use way to update this blog, my company blog, run TweetDeck, manage my work email , plus my personal Google Mail (this is both convenient but also means that I don’t have to burn my legs with laptop resting on them all the time)
  • Whizzing around London just got easy: with one click I can check my train times (brilliant TrainLine app) and find a tube station with one click (Nearest Tube app).  If I get lost (as I did yesterday in the maze of roads in the West End) my phone tells we where I am in seconds and as it has compass so lets me know which way to walk
  • It can even save me time: on recommendation I downloaded a brilliant app which lets you take a photo of a business card and it scans and puts it in your contacts in 10 seconds

Basically, all these simple little things all come together in the palm of your hand – and it does it really fast – a sea change to the painful lurch of my BlackBerry.

So here is my analogy comparing the two phones…

BlackBerry: Is like a sweet old building porter, he is efficient and always gets the job done, but he’s really slow and does things in an old fashioned way.  He does know how to use the internet but if he needed to find you a decorator he would prefer to look it up in a paper telephone directory.

iPhone: Is a really good looking personal assistant, who is just on it and they just nail it every time.  They work effortlessly – no fuss – no huffing and puffing.  They get just get the job done and you get a buzz out of working with them, experiencing their energy.

Now things are not perfect in the world of iPhone:

  • It has crashed on me once already (I was playing music, downloading a webpage and trying to take a photo at the same time)
  • Keyboard typing is a bit tricky (especially if you have sausage fingers like me) – but if you turn the phone in a landscape orientation the keyboard gets wider and minimises the errors
  • …but hey, even a super PA has an off moment – it’s all easily forgiven

So if you are in the running for a phone change I would encourage you to take the plunge into the iPhone world – it’s really great (and strangely spiritual) here.

Amen :+)

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Grumped: Things that make you go humm

Not a great start to the day (it is Friday 13th after all)…

In my attempt at being more of an Eco-warrior I have ditched my car in favour of cycling, training it in or if I have loads to carry then I jump in a taxi. Collectively this is all far better for the environment than my solo back and forth to work in a car.

The weather is filthy this morning – rain, rain and more rain.

So therefore bike was a no (have two client meetings today and need to look half decent)…

…because of the rain the roads are jammed with cars, so no to a taxi…

so the train it is…

Actually I ended up in a taxi…

The train drivers are on strike (as they don’t get overtime pay – who does these days?) resulting in only a 50 percent service.  This meant that that the trains are double full and you cannot get on them.

Commuters all look like they are going to blow up in anger or die in limp resignation.

So I high tailed it out of the hell.

However please don’t think I got off lightly. In my dash to the taxi from the dry station entrance a bus launched an avalanche of water on me (not quite the tidal wave that Bridget Jones got but quite close).

So I sit here in the back of my cab typing my post slowly steaming dry and lamenting the convenience and comfort of my car (climate control, leather seats, radio 4).

You gotta be tough to be an Eco-warrior – not sure that I will ever get an award for bravery – in fact I am totally sure :+)

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Modern living: The uncomfortable truth: the luxury of having a pet

In the last two weeks we have spent nearly £900 on medical care for our beloved cat Sophie.  She has no idea that we continually invest in her longevity…

Now I recognise that spending this level of money on a cat is a strange thing.  I openly admit that the money we spend on looking after our cat outstrips the money that we give to looking after humans outside of our sphere of direct contact.

I feel uncomfortable at the realisation of this fact.  With so much poverty in the world – my cat health investment could make a real change to the lives of PEOPLE.

It is a strange thing…

We care so much about Sophie – she had nearly all her teeth extracted today (explanation: cat’s teeth decay quickly, she is a rescue cat and the people that had her before didn’t look after her properly, she is heading into her mature years).

She is currently eating loads but has no interest in hanging out with us and is embedded under our bed.

I have been worried sick all day about her and on getting home from work tonight spent 15 minutes lying on the floor (she was under the bed) doing ‘baby talk’ to her as she looked sceptically at me.  She was thinking: don’t come anywhere near me… my mouth hurts and you let this happen to me.

OK, OK, she wasn’t ‘thinking’ anything – shock horror – cats do not think like humans.  She just felt rubbish and didn’t want any attention.  This human projection thing is totally uncontrollable (especially if you are British and heightened by being me).

Fifi has antibiotics for the next two days and liquid aspirin at the ready should she start wailing and be in pain.  Hells bells – when you face up to this it is crazy – our furry bundle of joy is cared for and has better access to medicines than millions of people.

I am not alone though, I read a survey yesterday that showed that 29 percent of Americans have engaged in social media in relation to animal welfare – with only 14 percent doing the same in relation to human disasters.

Not sure how to resolve my musings on this topic…

I probably need to conclude that it is just the way it is.  I was fortunate to be born in a rich society where we have opportunities and options to live our lives the way we choose to.

It is my choice , it is a luxury… and I do love my Fifi.

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