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Crumptales: Two wheeled love rediscovered…

This week I became something that I haven’t been for 13 years… a cyclist.

Having totally failed at my recent gym visiting attempt (stats: three visits / seven months / £640 = £213 per visit [ouch]) I was inspired by a cyclist colleague in the office to get on a bike.  With the prompting of inspirational colleague my business has joined the government cycle scheme (you get to deduct the tax) and three of us have now bought bikes and have the all the paraphernalia that goes with it (and cost as much as the bike!).

Now as some of you may know I am a car lover and have been lucky enough to have to avoided the dreaded Tube to get to work for years now by driving.  I have been in my silver Merc bubble for a long time and get to indulge my other love of listening to BBC Radio 4 (especially Today in the morning and the comedy shows at 18:30).  This week I have been got in my car a total of zero times.

I have cycled to and from work through sunshine, wind and rain (we have been having a typical London summer).  I have huffed and puffed my way to and fro.  I have arrived at work with a weird pale and blotchy purple pallor, as well as slightly damp looking hair… I have absolutely loved it.

It takes exactly the same length of time to cycle the four and a half miles as it does to drive, and I think that with time as my sluggish (to non-existent) fitness improves I will be able to do it quicker.

Now cycling is dangerous and the cyclist is an unloved road user (check out this excellent post from willc.me), but given a bit of care and planning the risks and level of interaction with other traffic can be minimised.  Chad prompted me to look up a route on the Transport for London Journey Planner – you put in that you want to cycle from X to Y and hey presto a route is recommended.  I now have a lovely cycle to and from work through the quiet and very gentrified (totally untouched by the credit crunch) streets of St John’s Wood.

The Chad prompt was stimulated by the fact that on my trip back from the bike shop to home with my sparkly new bike and zero fitness I went via Swiss Cottage Roundabout.  Now if you know this delightful road intersection I appreciate that you will have just gasped at my stupidity.  If you don’t know the roundabout then think Arc de Triomphe in Paris (three /four lanes of fast crisscrossing vehicles) and you aren’t far off.

As I approached the roundabout I thought ‘this is a bad idea’ and guess what, it so totally was.  I pulled into the traffic as fast as I could and then started squealing as I attempted to cross two lanes with a car almost touching my back wheel with horn blaring.  Anyway, I lived to tell the tale and will not, under any circumstances, be doing that again.

So the bike looks like it is going to work out and hurrah and hurray I might have found a way to get exercise back in my life. Cyclists might be despised (especially by mean arse bus drivers) but the liberation that you feel on a bike is fantastic and is why so many people are revisiting life before they were seventeen and got their driving licence: when your bike was your escape pod to adventure.

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Loved stuff: Cecilia Magdelena Sandrini

Some friends and I went to a do yesterday – the lovely Wenche’s PhD graduation dinner – it was a fabulous evening and Dr Wenche Torrissen (who looked like a beautful angel) was, as always, amazing.

The dinner was on Portobello Road (home of the world famous street market) in Notting Hill at a great restaurant called The Muse at 269.  They always have an artist in residence (who quite literally lives above the the restaurant while they work).  The works of the artist Cecilia Magdelena Sandrini were exhibited and I just love her work…

This one was called ‘Routine’…

Routine

This is ‘Smile’…

Smile

This one is the ‘Economic Prayer’…

Economic prayer

The prayer reads:

Dear Lord, please in this time of financial woe, do not worry about those who have no property, job or savings, we shall carry on the same as before.  Look after those such as Kate Moss and Elton John, whose homes have lost over a million in value.  They have truly known loss in the economic downturn.  Amen.

Brilliant work and what an ace name.  Beats Neil Crump.

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Loved stuff: I want one of these

At the Goodwood Festival of Speed while wondering around the exhibitors area, and burning my nose in the sun, we stumbled upon this beauty…

One day this will be a suprise birthday present from Chad

One day this will be a suprise birthday present from Chad

This is a Porsche Speedster and is the cutest and most lovely shaped car I have ever seen – I really want one.

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Loved stuff: Dancing on the ceiling…

Oh what a feeling, when your dancing on the ceiling…

This is a great song from Lionel Ritchie (my friend Rhian-Mari’s most favourite of favourite song and singer).

The ad agencies of Germany must have been playing this when they came up with these two brilliant concepts that are executed in Frankfurt airport…

First of all the Fiat 500 that is on the ceiling of the airport – it caught my eye and as I pointed my phone’s camera to take a snap, it sent out a Bluetooth signal to my phone to connect with me.  Brilliant technology, only attempting to connect when had the phone pointing at it.  I know this because, the geek that I am, I tested it by walking under and around the car (I wasn’t in a rush to get to the gate – this time!!!).

Fiat car on the ceiling that connects with your mobile

Fiat car on the ceiling that connects with your mobile

Second discovery occurred as I waited to check in my bag at the Lufthansa fast bag drop desks.  I felt this weird sensation – you know, the one when you sense that someone is staring at you.  Well I looked around and no starers, then out of the corner of my eye was a pair of men’s shoes about 10 feet above my head – I did a mini duck of my head (thank fully I didn’t throw myself to the ground).  Here was what the shoes were attached to…

Full sized men reading their favourite magazine on the ceiling

Full sized men reading their favourite magazine on the ceiling

This is ad for a German-language business magazine (cannot remember the name – I cannot speak German so not the target market).  Great fun though.

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Loved stuff: Bad yet thrilling memories

Just watched a Michael Jackson tribute programme where they played his best videos – boy they were great tunes and the video spectacles that that he created were amazing.

To be honest I haven’t been a huge fan over the last decade and some of the ‘reported’ elements of his life were frankly a bit worrying – reported being the operative word. I have been the first person to be fascinated by his changing appearance and making quite frankly disparaging comments.

It is so terribly sad that he has died, especially as he was about to do the mega London concerts and was going to get the satisfaction of being back on top – where he clearly enjoyed being and with his talent for singing and performance he did deserve.

I am feeling a bit queasy about the whole thing: how the media is suddenly being so positive about the man – having torn him down so hard for such a long period. I am sure that more money will be made as a result of his death by the vultures who were doing very nicely on the money front on the drag down.

However as I said I took part in being fascinated by the man and fuelling the tear down. Yep, feeling a bit rubbish about it.

You just think that if he could have heard all this positive stuff being said now that it might have given him a boost that, let’s face it, all of us need from time to time.

All very sad – but listening and watching the videos on the box has brought back two childhood memories that I had totally forgotten and which have made me smile…

NUMBER ONE: I had the Thriller album on cassette tape – I was eight years old and I absolutely LOVED it. I played it so much that I stretched the tape. So now when I hear any of the songs from the album I actually think that they are being played a tiny bit too fast. I had a Thriller poster on my bedroom wall and Elaine (my little sister) and I used to act out the Thriller video morning after morning for months.

NUMBER TWO: I was 14 and the day that Bad came out my dad took me to town in the car and I stood in the queue before the record shop opened to be one of the first to get it. I had never done that before (or since). It was a big moment and I remember rushing home and playing that LP over and over again – it was the coolest thing ever.

All the ‘RIP MJ’ on Twitter seems on the surface a bit too much: overly media generated and desperate, but do you know what, he does deserve to rest in peace and he did inspire millions of people.

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Loved stuff: Dance goes viral…

I love this video, MaestroJ cited it as an illustration of how something on the web goes viral through word of mouth.

Enjoy…

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Loved stuff: Weddings of people in love

Just back from a lovely weekend in Shropshire (which is on the English-Welsh borders – embarrassingly I thought that the county was north of London – dahh). Anyhow, I now know where Shropshire is located and can confirm that is a charming county and well worth a visit.

We were at the wedding of our friends Ali and Emily. I really do love a wedding – I am after all a hopeless romantic and thrive on being surrounded by positive emotion. I delight in hearing people say heartfelt things about each other.

They are a gorgeous couple, deliriously happy and properly in love with each other. I did have a minor inner panic when Emily was more than half an hour late for the church service, and at one point Ali walked outside. Basically no drama on this front at all: Ali just needed the loo and Emily was making sure she looked gorgeous. She didn’t disappoint. She is a very beautiful and talented young lady and she actually made her own dress which was amazing.

Emily and Ali are actors / work in the world of theatre, so as a result they have a very flamboyant group of friends from the creative arts. The speeches were absolutely ace (particularly Ali’s friends who were toastmaster and best man) – very entertaining and definitely the best I have ever heard at a wedding.

Ali’s speech was lovely – his emotions broke at the end of his speech as he told us how lucky he was that Emily was his wife. My adrenal gland gave me a little spurt of adrenaline and he had a wee moment of controlled tears welling in my eyes – fabulous!

They worked so hard to make the day perfect: and it absolutely was…

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Loved stuff: hats (part two)

‘Fabulous’ Blogger insert picture functionality is driving me totally mad – so have had to revert to a part two (to stop all the pictures jumping around so much)…


Halloween boat part – Mummy mask as hat – Vix embraced and Millennium Dome (know the O2 ) in the background:

At Nadia and Gareth’s ‘Big Jewish Wedding’ – loved my suede purple kippah:

My thirtieth birthday party fancy dress (goodies and baddies themed) – I was Genghis Khan:

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Loved stuff: hats (part one)

I don’t wear hats that often – but I was looking through tagged Facebook pics of me and there are a variety of hats on show (also demonstrates my love of the fancy dress party)…

Charlotte’s hen do:
Hat from Prague worn in the cold of Lapland:

I loved this hat – my favourite festival hat for three years in a row:

‘Chav’ party – loving the Burberry – Hena’s very shiny tights and grumpy Chav Vix in the background:

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Loved stuff: My two favourite YouTube Classics

Ninja cat – so funny…

Brilliant elephant…

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